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Update, 05/10/09:

FAQ:

WTF?!!?

The Bored was slowly dying on the vine due to a deliberate strategy of benign neglect. Jobs, marriages, kids, other projects, divorces, new kittens, school, and burgeoning middle age have made it increasingly difficult for the principals to show up and punch the clock on this baby every day. Or every week. Or every month. The latest round of spammers was the final straw on the back of an increasingly sickly camel.

What about all my posts?!!? This is bullshit!!! On second thought, thank you for finally deleting all that garbage I posted when I was an idiot teenager.

Don't worry, I backed up the database. Certain persons have expressed an interest in perhaps maybe possibly handling a resurrection. Though I don't think they realize what a giant pain in the ass it's going to be.

Whattabout Functional Inconvenience / all them old Neus Subjexes?

The Omega Site is still alive and kicking, thanks to Mr. Slob. This being 2009 and all, we also have a Myspace, thanks to Mr. Dave. Shawn's still doing the poetry thing, and Liam will still be charmed if you want to buy him a drink.

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A final note: If anybody has a picture of the "Back In 5 min." sign from Xiola's, please send it to me. That'd be *way* cooler than the color test pattern.

Thanks,
Liam